"Sure," she says. "Could you take a look at this?" She hands you a piece of paper that has been folded several times.
You carefully unfold it (still wondering if perhaps you should ask for clarification on whether it was ELVES or ELVIS) and see that it's a map. A map of a GIANT FACTORY.
"That's the last place I know the ELVES were at," she says (and now you're sure she said ELVES). "That's where we're going."
"Um," you say, "not to disagree with you or anything, but...why would ELVES take away the internet?"
"Why?" she says. "For the COOKIES. What else?"
Directions are: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST, and STILL IN A MOVING VEHICLE SORRY.
What do you want to do?
>SHE SAID LOOK AT IT. SO LET'S LOOKIT THAT MAP S'MORE.
ReplyDelete>ALSO, ASK HOW SCREWED WE ARE AGAINST ELVES.