Fine, geez, just stop yelling.
You carefully look both ways (like your MOM taught you) and then start to cross the road. It is like you are playing a post-apocalyptic game of FROGGER except you are the FROG and the only cars are BURNING CARS and you don't have three lives and now you realize that that metaphor doesn't really make sense.
When you are right in the middle of the road, you see a CAR coming towards you at HIGH SPEEDS. It is not, actually, on fire. And it's probably going to hit you.
So much for looking both ways.
Directions are: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST, and HOPE YOU ARE WEARING CLEAN UNDERPANTS.
What do you want to do?
HOPE YOU ARE WEARING CLEAN UNDERPANTS
ReplyDeleteThen use James' calculator app to compute the speed and trajectory of the oncoming car, and figure the probability that you can jump clear in time.