You PUNCH OUT the DISTRAUGHT YOUNG MAN and then grab his LAPTOP. Hurrying, you quickly open a browser window and try to bring up your favorite HORROR YOUTUBE SERIES "MARBLE HORNETS" or TVTROPES. Neither works -- both are 404 pages.
"What's wrong?" you ask the DISTRAUGHT YOUNG MAN who is now lying on the ground rubbing his jaw.
"I told you," he said. "It's the end of the world. The internet isn't working. All the internet."
Dropping the laptop, you raise your arms high and loudly shout, "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Directions are: NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, and NOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you want to NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Those last two lines are meme-worthy.
ReplyDelete>MY LIFE IS A LIE. TAKE DISTRAUGHT YOUNG MAN TO THE WEST. WE WILL SETTLE IN A HOME TOGETHER. HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS FOR LIFE.
>ALSO ASK HIS NAME AND STUFF.