"Come, distraught young man," you say. "Let us live together in this post-apocalyptic wasteland without internet. It'll be like the Road Warrior, only less Australian."
"I'm sorry," the DISTRAUGHT YOUNG MAN says. "My name is ERNIE and I already have a HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNER named BERT. But you can keep my laptop -- it's useless now without the internet." He walks away from you, still rubbing his jaw (you didn't know you had such a powerful punch).
Now you have a LAPTOP and a SAUSAGE ROLL NAMED GREG. Can you solve the problem of the missing internet? Can YOU save the world?
Directions are: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST, and PROBABLY NOT.
What do you want to do?
Shit. This calls for a new idea.
ReplyDelete>READ NOTE.
>HUG TOM.
>GO WEST. READ RUBYQUEST. ..THAT RHYMED. JUST GO WEST. xD