You look at the map some more. At the bottom of the map is written KIBBLER COOKIES INC. The map itself is helpfully labeled with such rooms as COOKIE PROCESSING ROOM, COOKIE TESTING ROOM, CONVEYER BELTS OF DOOM ROOM, and RANDOM CRUSHING MACHINES ROOM. You close your eyes and sigh.
>ALSO, ASK HOW SCREWED WE ARE AGAINST ELVES.
"It all depends," KATH says, "on what type of elves we are up against. There are three types:
"One: your STANDARD ELVES. These guys are a snap. Easy to beat.
"Two: your MIDDLE MANAGEMENT ELVES. These guys are tougher - they have magic called crackle that can hurt like the dickens.
"And three: your BOSS ELVES. These guys are the worst - they can pop up anywhere."
You ponder her words for a minute and then say, "So our choices are snap, crackle, or pop?"
Directions are: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST, and THAT WAS BAD. JUST BAD.
What do you want to do?
>ASK IF WE HAVE ANY KIND OF WEAPONRY BEFORE SHE REALISES WHAT WE JUST SAID.
ReplyDelete>LAMPSHADE the blatant MARKET ADVERTISING.
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