You fervently hope that your underpants are clean.
> use James' calculator app to compute the speed and trajectory of the oncoming car, and figure the probability that you can jump clear in time.
Maneuvering with McGyver-like speed, you quickly open JAMES THE LAPTOP up and use the calculator app to compute the SPEED and TRAJECTORY of the oncoming car -- and come to the conclusion that you CAN jump clear in time.
Unfortunately, you have used the time you could have jumped clear in order to calculate the amount of time in order to jump clear. Calculating, unlike talking, is not a free action. You go back to hoping for clean underpants.
The car, fortunately, sees you in time and swerves to avoid you -- then slows and reverses. The car window opens and a WOMAN WITH RED HAIR looks out at you. She bares a striking resemble to AMY POND from the HIT BRITISH SHOW "DOCTOR WHO."
"Hi," she says. "I'm sorry about that, I could barely see you with all the BURNING CARS around. My name is KATH. What's your name?"
Directions are: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST, and WHOA HOT REDHEAD.
What do you want to do?
> WHOA HOT REDHEAD
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