>SOUTH. LOTS AND LOTS OF SOUTH. TAKE SAUSAGE ROLL WITH US.

Clutching your SAUSAGE ROLL (which you have affectionately named GREG), you brave the harsh sunlight and walk SOUTHWARDS.

On your way south, however, you encounter a DISTRAUGHT YOUNG MAN holding a LAPTOP. "It's the end!" he shouts. "The end of the world!"

Directions are: NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, and GREG.

What do you want to do?