You stop worrying about the etymology of the word CROWBAR. Instead, you grip LISA THE LUG WRENCH tightly as KATH drives with what you assume is wild abandon to the KIBBLER COOKIES FACTORY.
"We're here!" KATH says.
"Already?" you say.
"Come on," she says and gets out of the car. "Time to beat some ELVES."
You try out several motivational one liners in order to follow her: LET'S KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES, THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK, GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY, I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND, DODGE THIS, GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH, DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, and SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH.
None of them work to motivate you. Still, the thought of KATH thinking you are a coward (combined with the fact that staying ALONE outside an evil factory is probably just as dangerous as going inside) pushes you to get out and follow her.
Directions are: NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST, and YOU FORGOT "LET'S SHOW THIS PREHISTORIC BITCH HOW WE DO THINGS DOWNTOWN."
What do you want to do?
I can't think of anything else to do and it's been weeks, so...
ReplyDelete>Follow KATH into the FACTORY
>Check my pockets for anything useful.
ReplyDelete>If I find anything useful, use it against that insano KATH.