You lovingly gaze at the cover of TROPE LOVERS. "We have the HOTTEST new tropes!" it proclaims. Do you dare to open it now? Or do you wait, letting the anticipation slowly build?
>let anticipation build.
You slowly place the the magazine back on the pile of mail.
What do you want do?
>TURN JAR BACK TO A DOOR, OPEN DOOR
You turn the jar back into a door and open it. The sun! It burns!
Directions are: north, east, south, west.
What do you want to do?
>SOUTH. LOTS AND LOTS OF SOUTH. TAKE SAUSAGE ROLL WITH US.
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